Our hero is chatting with a Girl on messenger. Both are s/w engrs.
Hero : Hey..GM.. hows u doing today?
Heroine : VGM...Day is going good and it got better having found u on chat
Hero : wow...am honoured, u know wat, my day starts only when i find you on chat
Heroine : Yep...me too feel the same..brb (be right back) 'll get some coffee.
Hero : OK (Hero waits impatiently. Meanwhile, his manager comes to his seat.)
Manager : Hey, I need some help from you
Hero : [**** This guy always comes at wrong time] Yeah tell me
Manager : Could u write a program for me which generates nth prime number, given value of n. Would you give this by today evening?
Hero : I would do that, but i think its quite hard, is it ok with you, if i give it by tomorrow evening.
Manager : Yeah, that would be fine. Thank you [Leaves the place] Our hero sighs and stares at his monitor waiting impatiently for heroine to arrive.All of a sudden smiles on his face. Over to chat window...)
Heroine : Hey, am back
Hero : cool, you know what my manager, he's kinda keeps asking stupid things, tries to give me stupid work
Heroine : Yeah, its the same everywhere. Real sick ppl these managers are!!
Hero : Yep, u rite!!
Heroine : Hey, can u do me a favour
Hero : *smiles* sure, why not.
Heroin : Hey, I want you to write me a program to print nth prime number, given N. Would you give that to me by tomorrow evening? plzzz. You know its real urgent for me to work this out
Hero : Hey, thats a one-hour's work. Sure check ur mail in an hour from now.ok?
Heroin : THAT WAS THE SAMETHING I ASKED U WHEN I CAME TO YOUR WORK PLACE YOU KNOW WHO I AM NOW!! YOUR 1 HOUR TIME STARTS NOWWWWWW...
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