Current Hits
-
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much lea...
-
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have thei...
-
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I ...
-
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we be...
-
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't mak...
-
Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are s...
-
Even when opportunity knocks, you still have to get off your ass and open the door. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument ...
-
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is...
-
You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depe...
-
“I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate Amer...

2 Comments:
Was that posted by the dixe chicks or what?
FAKE! These welcome signs are not this shade of blue. There is no sign that has this nor the oval below it.
Post a Comment