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Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Funny Actual Newspaper Ads


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DOG FOR SALE Eats anything and is fond of children

STOCK UP AND SAVE. Limit: one.

SEMI ANNUAL AFTER XMAS SALE

DINNER SPECIAL. Turkey $3.25; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00

FOR SALE: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

GREAT DAMES for sale.

TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF? Let me do it

FOR RENT: 6 room hated apartment

WANTED: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink

OUR BIKINIS ARE EXCITING. They are simply the tops.

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WE WILL OIL your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1

4 comments:

  1. "DOG FOR SALE Eats anything and is fond of children"

    Rofl. I really laughed at this one. =D

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  2. "TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF? Let me do it"

    I love this kind of Job sometimes.

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  3. LOL!

    This post is reeaaaaally funny dude. Gotta check your other posts too!

    great laugh man, thanks.

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