Monday, September 3, 2007

Funny Conversation Between Boy And Girl


BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy


GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??


GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple


GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??


BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

42 comments:

  1. BOY : I Love you
    GIRL : Good

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  2. Boy: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
    Girl: Because 90% left is stuck with their men.

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  3. G: soo... waz up?

    B: nothin? is there a reason your talking to me?

    G: well i jus i jus.... i like you

    B: really now?

    G: ya *girl blushes an starts to turn away*

    B: aw dont be so shy...

    G: what do you mean?

    B: i have known you like!

    G: is it that obvious?

    B: ya but no biggy, i kinda like you to.

    G: wow i thought if i told u...

    B: what? that i would be another onee jerks and hurt another pretty inocent girl?

    G: well kinda but that makes you sound like a bad guy

    B: no one gives me any credit, im not like other guys

    G: i know your not your better then them

    B: ......

    G:....

    my bff wrote that. isnt it cute??

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  4. Girl : What would you choose? Your life or me?

    Boy : Uhmm, both. :)

    Girl : Choose only one.

    Boy : Fine. My life.

    Girl : *starts to cry* Why?

    Boy : Because you are my life. *kisses girl*

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    Replies
    1. I love this one my bf put it to me sewn he's so sweet<3

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    2. Awww! That's so sweet!

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    3. Awww! That's so sweet!

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  5. girl:did u hear wat people say about us
    boy:yeah .i dont care wat they say.
    2DAYS LATER
    on the bus to go on a feild trip
    boy:i need ur help
    girl about wat?
    boy:well i am stunk between two girls
    girl:who?
    boy:one is asia the other one i will tell u when we get to where we r going.
    THEY R OFF THE BUS
    girl:so who?
    well dont laugh but it is u.
    girl: i thought u wore goin to say your ex.
    boy:dont tell anyone
    girl:cant bare not talkin to her friend and tells.
    EVERYTHING WAS FINE THE BOY DATED HIS EX AND THE GIRL IS LOOKING FOR MR.RIGHT

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  6. Boy : excuse me miss, i lost my number... can I have yours??

    Girl : *blush*

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  7. Boy: I Love You
    Girl: Really??
    Boy: Yeahh But Don't Tell Know One
    Girl :*Already texted all her mates* I Won't

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  8. Girl: Hey Cutie
    Boy: Do I know you?
    Girl: No, But i'd like too (:
    Boy: (: <3

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  9. Boy: I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to
    send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor
    nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send
    comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.

    Girl: .......*.blush n *kiss d boy

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  10. Boy: I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to
    send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor
    nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send
    comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.

    Girl: .......*.blush n *kiss d boy

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  11. **Note** Terraria is a nerd game that allows you to play multiplayer with friends.you can tell he's eager to play with the girl lol


    Boy: Poke
    Girl: Lol is that how you greet?
    Boy: So you still want to play terraria
    Boy: like
    Boy: Mulitplayer
    Girl: You can be real cute you know that? xD
    Girl: Yeah i do but *****'s a bit busy atm I'll just let him finish up.
    Boy: He said he will be done soon.
    Girl: mhm
    Boy: Poke
    Girl: Lol stop that haha xD

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  12. girl:ho ho ho
    boy:is santa clause comin?:)
    girl: no but your girl friends is!

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  13. Boy: how are you
    Girl:good and you?
    Boy:good...wanna fuck?
    Girl:be over in 10

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  14. Boy:Do You Wanna Go Out
    Girl:I Have A Boyfriend
    Boy:And I Have A Math Test Tomorrow
    Girl:What's That Have To Do With Anything
    Boy:I Thought We Were Naming Things Were Going To Cheat Off

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  15. Boy: ok i edmit im cheating on you
    Girl:lol good there was this guy i like better than u anyway asta lavista sucker!! :P
    Boy:fine i hate u >:P
    Girl:great i hate u too
    Boy:good
    Girl:good
    Boy:fine
    girl:fine
    THE NEXT DAY
    Girl: :'(
    At THE BOYS HOUSE

    The cheat girl:*takeing clothes off*
    Boy:OH YEAH BABE GIVE ME MORE YEAHHHHHH


    THE END OF WHAT HAPPENED NEXT...

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  16. Boy: hi
    Girl: what.
    Boy: just a chance to say your pretty and I really like you..(:
    Girl: we'll don't!!
    Boy: geez I just wanted you to feel good about yourself and not horrible like the other girls never will I do that again
    Girl; I say no don't because I just started dating your brother.

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  17. G. Hey
    B. sup?
    G. Nm jus chillin
    B. cool
    G. Yeah literally lol
    B. haha soo...
    G. What??
    B. well I know this super cool girl and I like her
    G. Ooh what's she like?
    B. chill;)

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  18. Girl: hey
    Boy:hi
    Girl: what r u up to
    Boy: nothing just thinking
    Girl: about what ?
    Boy: about the girl i love
    Girl: yeah douse she know
    Boy: no im afraid
    Girl: of what
    Boy: that she might not love me like i love her
    Girl: well if i was her i would always b with u and never let u go
    Boy: yeah but ur my best friend and i love u
    Girl: i love u to but u have to tell her how u feel
    Boy: i just did <3

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  19. There was a boy and girl outside looking at the stars. This is their conversation:
    Boy: It's nice out.
    Girl: Mmmmhmm
    (Shooting star goes by)
    Boy: A shooting star! Make a wish!
    (Girl makes wish)
    Boy: Did you make a wish? Did it come true?
    Girl: No.
    Boy: Why not?
    Girl: Cause your still here!
    Boy: -___-

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  20. Boy: you light up my world like no other girl!!<3
    Girl: nigga I'm black how the fuck do I light up?!

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  21. Boy: you must be wearin space pants bc ur ass is totally out of this world!!
    Girl: actually they r softball pants bc my ass is totally out of ur league!!

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  22. Don't know if you heard this one but... anyway here goes:

    After engagement

    She: I've waited so long for this.
    He: Do you want to leave me?
    She: No! Never!
    He: Do you love me?
    She: Yes, I did, I'm doing, and I'll do.
    He: Did you ever cheat me?
    She: I would rather die than do it.
    He: Will you kiss me?
    She: Surely, it's my pleasure.
    He:Will you hurt me?
    She: No way! I'm not such person.
    He: Can I trust you?
    She: Yes.
    He: Oh darling!

    After engagement.

    <>

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  23. the conversation which had been posted on april 26 is nice ...\

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  24. Boy: if u were a basketball, i will never shoot
    Girl: why?
    Boy: because i will always miss u.

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  25. Boy: Life without u is like a broken pencil.
    Girl: Whys that?
    Boy: pointless...

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  26. Boy: Did u kno that in the keyboard, U and I are together? ;)
    Girl: But Underneath it says JK

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  27. That last on sucked

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  28. I didn't laugh at any of these...

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  29. Gurl: teacher how do u spell gey?
    Teacher:sound it out!
    Gurl: g.a.y
    Boy : no! It's j u s t I n. b i e b e r!
    Me:rofl

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  30. Boy : do you like me?
    Girl: no
    Boy: why?
    Girl:I don't like you I love u
    Boy: could u live a day with out me?
    Girl: no
    Boy: I thought you love me
    Girl: goes ok let's see? So

    girl goes home watchs tv goes to bed next morning she rings her boyfreind so she goes to his seen a dead body and a note my gawjuss girl you done it now live your life with out me girl slits her throught and says I crnt wait that long for you

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  31. Girl:i love yu
    Boy:me too
    Girl:ok gd night den <3
    Boy:What i thought yu loved me
    Girl:i do
    Boy:then wy arnt yu gunna keep txting me
    Girl:i am arnt i

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  32. B: I lost my number. Can I have yours?
    G: Sure! *smiles sweetly while scribbleing something on a piece of paper and hands it over and walks away
    B: *unfolds paper and reads
    (HA!) - YOU-WISH

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