Funny Conversation Between Boy And Girl


BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy



GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??


GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple


GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve


BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??


BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

BOY : I Love you
GIRL : Good

Anonymous said...

Boy: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
Girl: Because 90% left is stuck with their men.

Anonymous said...

G: soo... waz up?

B: nothin? is there a reason your talking to me?

G: well i jus i jus.... i like you

B: really now?

G: ya *girl blushes an starts to turn away*

B: aw dont be so shy...

G: what do you mean?

B: i have known you like!

G: is it that obvious?

B: ya but no biggy, i kinda like you to.

G: wow i thought if i told u...

B: what? that i would be another onee jerks and hurt another pretty inocent girl?

G: well kinda but that makes you sound like a bad guy

B: no one gives me any credit, im not like other guys

G: i know your not your better then them

B: ......

G:....

my bff wrote that. isnt it cute??

Anonymous said...

nice

Anonymous said...

Girl : What would you choose? Your life or me?

Boy : Uhmm, both. :)

Girl : Choose only one.

Boy : Fine. My life.

Girl : *starts to cry* Why?

Boy : Because you are my life. *kisses girl*

Anonymous said...

girl:did u hear wat people say about us
boy:yeah .i dont care wat they say.
2DAYS LATER
on the bus to go on a feild trip
boy:i need ur help
girl about wat?
boy:well i am stunk between two girls
girl:who?
boy:one is asia the other one i will tell u when we get to where we r going.
THEY R OFF THE BUS
girl:so who?
well dont laugh but it is u.
girl: i thought u wore goin to say your ex.
boy:dont tell anyone
girl:cant bare not talkin to her friend and tells.
EVERYTHING WAS FINE THE BOY DATED HIS EX AND THE GIRL IS LOOKING FOR MR.RIGHT

Anonymous said...

fuck school

Anonymous said...

Boy : excuse me miss, i lost my number... can I have yours??

Girl : *blush*

Anonymous said...

Boy: I Love You
Girl: Really??
Boy: Yeahh But Don't Tell Know One
Girl :*Already texted all her mates* I Won't

Anonymous said...

Girl: Hey Cutie
Boy: Do I know you?
Girl: No, But i'd like too (:
Boy: (: <3

TrueTalk said...

Boy: I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to
send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor
nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send
comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.

Girl: .......*.blush n *kiss d boy

TrueTalk said...

Boy: I've nothing to offer so it's love I'm going to
send. It's nothing that I've borrowed, nor
nothing that I'd lend. This love that I send
comes with my Lifetime Guarantee.

Girl: .......*.blush n *kiss d boy

Anonymous said...

**Note** Terraria is a nerd game that allows you to play multiplayer with friends.you can tell he's eager to play with the girl lol


Boy: Poke
Girl: Lol is that how you greet?
Boy: So you still want to play terraria
Boy: like
Boy: Mulitplayer
Girl: You can be real cute you know that? xD
Girl: Yeah i do but *****'s a bit busy atm I'll just let him finish up.
Boy: He said he will be done soon.
Girl: mhm
Boy: Poke
Girl: Lol stop that haha xD

Anonymous said...

girl:ho ho ho
boy:is santa clause comin?:)
girl: no but your girl friends is!

Anonymous said...

Boy: how are you
Girl:good and you?
Boy:good...wanna fuck?
Girl:be over in 10

Chloe said...

I love this one my bf put it to me sewn he's so sweet<3

Anonymous said...

Boy:Do You Wanna Go Out
Girl:I Have A Boyfriend
Boy:And I Have A Math Test Tomorrow
Girl:What's That Have To Do With Anything
Boy:I Thought We Were Naming Things Were Going To Cheat Off

ally said...

Boy: ok i edmit im cheating on you
Girl:lol good there was this guy i like better than u anyway asta lavista sucker!! :P
Boy:fine i hate u >:P
Girl:great i hate u too
Boy:good
Girl:good
Boy:fine
girl:fine
THE NEXT DAY
Girl: :'(
At THE BOYS HOUSE

The cheat girl:*takeing clothes off*
Boy:OH YEAH BABE GIVE ME MORE YEAHHHHHH


THE END OF WHAT HAPPENED NEXT...

Anonymous said...

Boy: hi
Girl: what.
Boy: just a chance to say your pretty and I really like you..(:
Girl: we'll don't!!
Boy: geez I just wanted you to feel good about yourself and not horrible like the other girls never will I do that again
Girl; I say no don't because I just started dating your brother.

Anonymous said...

G. Hey
B. sup?
G. Nm jus chillin
B. cool
G. Yeah literally lol
B. haha soo...
G. What??
B. well I know this super cool girl and I like her
G. Ooh what's she like?
B. chill;)

Anonymous said...

Girl: hey
Boy:hi
Girl: what r u up to
Boy: nothing just thinking
Girl: about what ?
Boy: about the girl i love
Girl: yeah douse she know
Boy: no im afraid
Girl: of what
Boy: that she might not love me like i love her
Girl: well if i was her i would always b with u and never let u go
Boy: yeah but ur my best friend and i love u
Girl: i love u to but u have to tell her how u feel
Boy: i just did <3

Anonymous said...

There was a boy and girl outside looking at the stars. This is their conversation:
Boy: It's nice out.
Girl: Mmmmhmm
(Shooting star goes by)
Boy: A shooting star! Make a wish!
(Girl makes wish)
Boy: Did you make a wish? Did it come true?
Girl: No.
Boy: Why not?
Girl: Cause your still here!
Boy: -___-

Anonymous said...

Boy: you light up my world like no other girl!!<3
Girl: nigga I'm black how the fuck do I light up?!

Anonymous said...

Boy: you must be wearin space pants bc ur ass is totally out of this world!!
Girl: actually they r softball pants bc my ass is totally out of ur league!!

JediChick said...

Don't know if you heard this one but... anyway here goes:

After engagement

She: I've waited so long for this.
He: Do you want to leave me?
She: No! Never!
He: Do you love me?
She: Yes, I did, I'm doing, and I'll do.
He: Did you ever cheat me?
She: I would rather die than do it.
He: Will you kiss me?
She: Surely, it's my pleasure.
He:Will you hurt me?
She: No way! I'm not such person.
He: Can I trust you?
She: Yes.
He: Oh darling!

After engagement.

<>

Anonymous said...

the conversation which had been posted on april 26 is nice ...\

Anonymous said...

Boy: if u were a basketball, i will never shoot
Girl: why?
Boy: because i will always miss u.

Anonymous said...

Boy: Life without u is like a broken pencil.
Girl: Whys that?
Boy: pointless...

Anonymous said...

Boy: Did u kno that in the keyboard, U and I are together? ;)
Girl: But Underneath it says JK

Anonymous said...

That last on sucked

Anonymous said...

I didn't laugh at any of these...

Anonymous said...

Gurl: teacher how do u spell gey?
Teacher:sound it out!
Gurl: g.a.y
Boy : no! It's j u s t I n. b i e b e r!
Me:rofl

Anonymous said...

Boy : do you like me?
Girl: no
Boy: why?
Girl:I don't like you I love u
Boy: could u live a day with out me?
Girl: no
Boy: I thought you love me
Girl: goes ok let's see? So

girl goes home watchs tv goes to bed next morning she rings her boyfreind so she goes to his seen a dead body and a note my gawjuss girl you done it now live your life with out me girl slits her throught and says I crnt wait that long for you

iiii vuuuuvvv yuuu said...

Girl:i love yu
Boy:me too
Girl:ok gd night den <3
Boy:What i thought yu loved me
Girl:i do
Boy:then wy arnt yu gunna keep txting me
Girl:i am arnt i

Anonymous said...

Awww! That's so sweet!

Anonymous said...

Haha! Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

So cute!

Anonymous said...

B: I lost my number. Can I have yours?
G: Sure! *smiles sweetly while scribbleing something on a piece of paper and hands it over and walks away
B: *unfolds paper and reads
(HA!) - YOU-WISH

Anonymous said...

Haha! Hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Awww! That's so sweet!

Anonymous said...

Wow

Anonymous said...

That's cute

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