- What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature.
- What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home.
- Why do men like BMWs? They can spell it.
- What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
- Why are men like popcorn? They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
- Why are men and spray paint alike? One squeeze and they're all over you.
- Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
- Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
- Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much? They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.
- Why would women be better off if men treated them like cars? At least then they would get a little attention every 6 months or 5,000 miles, whichever came first.
- How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.
- What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
- What do ceramic tile and men have in common? If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for life!
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Men Bashing Saying Used By Women
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