- It’s yours.
- It’s not yours.
- Whose underwear are these?
- My eyes are up here.
- You are holding the ruler backwards.
- I’m not exactly 18.
- My husband is home!
- You brother is better.
- Your sister is better.
- These stitches aren’t from an appendix removal.
- Can we talk for a minute?
- When did you get in last night?
- When did you get in this morning?
- Why do you smell like cotton candy and have glitter all over you?
- I threw that old thing out.
- Where are your pants?
- Does this make me look _______ ?
- You left the seat up.
- Can I come out with you and the guys?
- Is that porn?
- Can I have the other credit card?
- My brother needs a place to stay for a while.
- What lab results are these?
- Why do you have condoms when I am on the pill?
- Where are you?
Saturday, March 29, 2008
25 Phrases Men Can’t Stand to Hear Women Say
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Who says today’s kids aren’t smart? Well, some of them are! I wish I’d thought of this ... At a high school in Montana a group of stu...
Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are s...
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 2. I ...
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in...
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn...
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much lea...