Monday, April 7, 2008
Good replies to bad pick-up lines…
Man : “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman : “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”
Man : “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman : “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”
Man : “Is this seat empty?”
Woman : “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”
Man : “So, wanna go back to my place ?”
Woman : “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”
Man : “Your place or mine?”
Woman : “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”
Man : “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman : “It’s in the phone book.”
Man : “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman : “That’s in the phone book too.”
Man : “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman : “I’m a female impersonator.”
Man : “What sign were you born under?”
Woman : “No Parking.”
Man : “Hey, baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman : “Do not Enter”
Man : “How do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman : “Unfertilized”
Man : “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman : “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”
Man : “I’m here to fulfil your every sexual fantasy.”
Woman : “You mean you’ve got both a donkey and a Great Dane?”
Man : “I know how to please a Woman :.”
Woman : “Then please leave me alone.”
Man : “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman : “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”
Man : “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman : “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you to leave.”
Man : “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy
Woman : “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.”
Man : “Hey cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman : “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species..”
Man : “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman : “Sorry, there are no services today.”
Man : “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman : “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”
Man : “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman : “Yes, but would you stay there?
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