- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
- You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
- Your job is interfering with your drinking.
- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
- The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
- Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
- You can focus better with one eye closed.
- The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
- You fall off the floor..
- Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
- Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
- You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Signs That You are Too Drunk
Tags: funny lists
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