Bad Things to Hear On An Airplane

  1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore.
  2. We're cruising at an altitude of... ah, hell, I don't know.
  3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
  4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Just kidding.
  5. Would a flight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em coming!
  6. This is...uh...this is...uh...your...hmm. I seem to have lost my memory.
  7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
  8. Welcome aboard flight 109 -- you bunch of jerks!
  9. Good God, Steve! We're going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
  10. We'll be on the ground in 10 minutes. One way or another.

1 comment:

solomka said...

i really loved this one
Since i travel quite often, an image popped into my mind really quicly of how shocked the passengers would be. Haha, loved it

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