Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked

10. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”

9. You can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

8. All lunches are free! “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”

7. It will stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

6. You want to see if it’s like the dream.

5. So that with a little help from the funky ‘muzak’ you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.

4. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.

3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

2. No one tries to steal your chair.

1. Gives the term “bad hair day” a whole new meaning

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