You Know You're Out Of College When

  1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
  2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
  3. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.
  4. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
  5. 8:00 am is not early.
  6. Your friends marry instead of hook-up and divorce instead of break-up.
  7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
  8. Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you... and they're no longer "adults" - they are your peers.
  9. You go to parties that police don't raid.
  10. Half your conversations with current college students start with, "When I was in college..."

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