Tiger Woods Crash Jokes

The mysterious circumstances of the collision combined with the punning potential of golf have provided plenty of material for internet wits to work with.

Here are five of the funniest Woods gags posted online so far. You can suggest your own favourites in the comment box below:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

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