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Friday, May 7, 2010

Flat Tyre

An Aborigine was driving along the road when he suddenly noticed that one of his rear tyres had gone flat.
With a sigh and a curse he pulled over, got out the car jack and wheel brace and started undoing the nuts on the wheel.
Just after he started, a Subaru going along at high speed stopped in front of his car, brakes squealing.
Out hops a big Maori carrying a softball bat. The Maori proceeds to smash the side window of the Aborigine’s car.
The Aborigine jumps up and starts yelling “what the f**k are you doing bro!”
The Maori says “cool it man, if you’re taking the wheels, don’t complain about me taking the CD Player!”

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