Funny Quotes To Live By

  1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
  2. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
  3. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
  4. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
  5. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular?
  6. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  7. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
  8. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
  9. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
  10. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. 
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