Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Some Double Meaning Website Names
Site: ChildrenSwear.co.uk (Foul-mouthed British kids?)
Is really: ChildrensWear.co.uk (Clothes for tykes)
Site: 80Shits.com (A huge steaming pile?)
Is really: 80sHits.com (Oldie songs -- now abandoned)
Site: AmIGoneFuneralHome.com (Damn: Am I really gone?!)
Is really: AmigoneFuneralHome.com (Funeral home run by the Amigone Family)
Site: OkAnus.com (I'm comfortable with my butt?)
Is really: OkanUS.com (Okan Japanese restaurant in San Diego, United States)
Site: CarolinaPedo.org (Kid lovers in the Carolinas?)
Is really: CarolinaPedo.org (Carolana Pediatric Dentistry -- which has changed its name to Triangle Pediatric Dentistry, at TrianglePedo.com! Yeah, really!)
Site: ButtHatsNotAll.co.nz (For all your butt hat needs?)
Is really: ButThatsNotAll.co.nz ("As Seen on TV" stuff)
Site: ChoosesPain.com (B&D site?)
Is really: ChooseSpain.com (Spanish tourism site)
Site: ILoveBiGals.com (Appreciation for dames who swing both ways?)
Is really: ILoveBigAls.com (Big Al's Bowling Alleys -- one in Vancouver, and one in Beaverton)
Site: TheOneIllBuilding.com (The worst case of sick building syndrome?)
Is really: TheOneillBuilding.com (The high-rise Hugh O'Neill built)
Site: ViagraFix.com (Buy a little blue pill?)
Was really: ViaGrafix.com (Long-established graphics site, abandoned because of Viagra)
Site: FeedUsCrap.fr (I thought the French demanded good food?)
Is really: FeeDuScrap.fr (French scrapbooking site)
and...
Site: ButtPaste.com (Stick your buns together?)
Is really: ButtPaste.com (Diaper rash ointment)
Is really: ChildrensWear.co.uk (Clothes for tykes)
Site: 80Shits.com (A huge steaming pile?)
Is really: 80sHits.com (Oldie songs -- now abandoned)
Site: AmIGoneFuneralHome.com (Damn: Am I really gone?!)
Is really: AmigoneFuneralHome.com (Funeral home run by the Amigone Family)
Site: OkAnus.com (I'm comfortable with my butt?)
Is really: OkanUS.com (Okan Japanese restaurant in San Diego, United States)
Site: CarolinaPedo.org (Kid lovers in the Carolinas?)
Is really: CarolinaPedo.org (Carolana Pediatric Dentistry -- which has changed its name to Triangle Pediatric Dentistry, at TrianglePedo.com! Yeah, really!)
Site: ButtHatsNotAll.co.nz (For all your butt hat needs?)
Is really: ButThatsNotAll.co.nz ("As Seen on TV" stuff)
Site: ChoosesPain.com (B&D site?)
Is really: ChooseSpain.com (Spanish tourism site)
Site: ILoveBiGals.com (Appreciation for dames who swing both ways?)
Is really: ILoveBigAls.com (Big Al's Bowling Alleys -- one in Vancouver, and one in Beaverton)
Site: TheOneIllBuilding.com (The worst case of sick building syndrome?)
Is really: TheOneillBuilding.com (The high-rise Hugh O'Neill built)
Site: ViagraFix.com (Buy a little blue pill?)
Was really: ViaGrafix.com (Long-established graphics site, abandoned because of Viagra)
Site: FeedUsCrap.fr (I thought the French demanded good food?)
Is really: FeeDuScrap.fr (French scrapbooking site)
and...
Site: ButtPaste.com (Stick your buns together?)
Is really: ButtPaste.com (Diaper rash ointment)
Monday, September 27, 2010
Can You Beat That
A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people showed up. One was a good-looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other was a gorgeous blonde about the same age.
The circus owner told them, “I’m not going to sugarcoat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment: chair, whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?”
The girl said, “I’ll go first.” She walked past the chair, the whip, and the gun and stepped right into the lion’s cage. The lion started to snarl and pant and began to charge her. About half way there, she threw open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stopped dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawled up to her, and started licking her ankles. He continued to lick her calves, kissed them, and then rested his head at her feet.
The circus owner’s mouth was on the floor. He said, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.” He then turned to the young man and asked, “Can you top that?”
The young man replied, “No problem, just get that lion out of the way.”
The circus owner told them, “I’m not going to sugarcoat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment: chair, whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?”
The girl said, “I’ll go first.” She walked past the chair, the whip, and the gun and stepped right into the lion’s cage. The lion started to snarl and pant and began to charge her. About half way there, she threw open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.
The lion stopped dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawled up to her, and started licking her ankles. He continued to lick her calves, kissed them, and then rested his head at her feet.
The circus owner’s mouth was on the floor. He said, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.” He then turned to the young man and asked, “Can you top that?”
The young man replied, “No problem, just get that lion out of the way.”
Sunday, September 26, 2010
What Part Of "I Am Broke" Did You Not Understand
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners…"
''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open… ''Don't be too hasty'' he said, ''not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning!"
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners…"
''Go away!'' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and she proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open… ''Don't be too hasty'' he said, ''not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning!"
Thursday, September 23, 2010
When Insults Had Class
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.
- The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison.” He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
- “He had delusions of adequacy.” - Walter Kerr
- “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” - Winston Churchill
- “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow
- “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
- “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” - Moses Hadas
- “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” - Mark Twain
- “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” - Oscar Wilde
- “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one.” - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
- “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... if there is one.” - Winston Churchill, in response.
- “I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” - Stephen Bishop
- “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” - John Bright
- “I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” - Irvin S. Cobb
- “He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” - Samuel Johnson
- “He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” - Paul Keating
- “In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” - Charles, Count Talleyrand
- “He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” - Forrest Tucker
- “Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” - Mark Twain
- “His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” - Mae West
- “Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go..” - Oscar Wilde
- “He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
- “He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” - Billy Wilder
- “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” - Groucho Marx
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Honest Lawyer
An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.
“As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of the first applicants, “in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question.” She leaned forward. “Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?”
“Honest?” replied the job prospect. “Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I’m so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.”
“Impressive. And what sort of case was that?”
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, “He sued me for the money.”
“As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of the first applicants, “in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question.” She leaned forward. “Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?”
“Honest?” replied the job prospect. “Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I’m so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case.”
“Impressive. And what sort of case was that?”
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, “He sued me for the money.”
Monday, September 20, 2010
Monday Morning Quotes
“I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.”
“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code”
“I always give 100% at work:13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday”
“Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code”
“I always give 100% at work:13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday”
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Top 10 Signs You Hired Wrong Kid
- He charges you by the leaf.
- Keeps asking where he should plug in the rake.
- Picks up leaves one at a time, dips them in nacho cheese and eats them.
- Says, "This'll just take a minute," and starts soaking your lawn with gasoline.
- Your neighbor calls and asks, "Who's that naked guy chasing my dog with your rake?"
- Half an hour after he starts, you notice he's sitting on your back porch.
- You recognize his work gloves from the O.J. Simpson trial.
- Comes to your door and says, "I've had a long talk with the leaves, and they've decided to stay."
- Constantly reminding you that he used to be famous for those 'Home Alone" movies.
- His motto: "Rake a leaf, do a shot."
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Friday, September 17, 2010
Drivers Exam
California supposedly has the best drivers -- but there are always exceptions.
These are supposedly real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders).
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Drive like minamoto.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
These are supposedly real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders).
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Drive like minamoto.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
List Of All Posts Made On This Blog
- Be Straight With Me
- Removing Dents The Blonde Way
- Friendly Advice From Friendly People
- Nice Job Done - Now How The Hell Are We Getting Ou...
- Bang On Target
- Thats Some Magic Trick
- Job Interview - You Passed The Test, Not
- Fun Things To Do While Driving (At Your Own Risk)
- Never Ever Use The 'F' Word Infront Of Kids
- Most Awful Time
- Elderly Men Think Fast
- Times When I Get Scared
- People Just Love President Obama
- Short Jokes
- Smoking Is Injurious To Health, Even Cats Know Tha...
- Not Enough Water To Commit Suicide Yet ?
- A Dollar Is All You Need
- No Parking Sign ?
- Family That Drives Together Stay Together
- Drunk Irishman
- Latest Office Safety Device
- God's Balancing Act
- Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers
- Public Shower
- The Mistress
- Am Not Lazy... I Just....
- Jackpot
- American Football - Pick Me
- Smart Game Warden
- Geek Meditation Session
- Engineers Have Different Priorities
- The Blonde Mortician
- Arab Students Letter To His Dad
- Funny Bloopers
- A Professional Love Letter
- Why Do Old People Jump Red Light ?
- We Can Repair Anything
- Problem And Their Solutions
- Feeding Baby Turtles
- I Don't Mind Answering The Question
- You Are What You Eat
- 13 X 7 = 28
- July'10 Archive
- New Tetris
- Avoid Using Shortcuts
- Perfect Golf Shot
- Do You Know Me ?
- Coming Soon , Hand Free Texting
- Best Way To Spend $6000
- This Makes Perfect Sense
- Screw Working If Boss Ain't Looking
- The Institution of Marriage
- June'10 Archive
- Things NOT to Say to a Cop
- Pack Your Kids
- True Facts Of Life
- A Real Bad Day
- Stuck In Traffic ? Try Yoga
- Nasty Golf Shot
- Have To Get Up In Morning
- Blow Horn If Angry
- Last Hope Of Saving Gulf Of Mexico
- The Lie-detecting Robot
- World's Most Amazing Shoe Designs
- Missing Cycle
- Bizarre Insurance Claim
- Cheers To Alcohol
- The Drinks On Me
- Things That Change After College
- Helping Hand
- Going Metro : Carry Your Own Chair
- BMW In Afganistan
- Amazing Love Quotes
- New Office Policy
- Extra Safety
- Engineering Mind : Using Iron For Heating
- Want To Learn English ? Hire A Psychic
- Size Don't Matter
- Proof Of Love
- World Cup Is Boring
- Pull, Buddy Pull
- Eating Apple
- Glowing Apple
- Want My Space
- Worst Job
- Answering Logically
- 10 Signs That You Might Be An Idiot
- Selling Art
- Three Majesties :)
- Father's Day Quotes
- Diana Alive???
- Kids Store
- May'10 Archive
- R.I.P. "My Ass"
- Being Like Both Parents :)
- Locked Cycle???
- Eating Is My Priority - Eatingmania
- Two Love Birds???
- No Can't Do
- Protected Property!
- Private Sign
- Whose The Stuffy???
- Click Me Please
- Best Father's Day Add
- Government Job
- Breaking News
- Confusing Traffic Signals
- Waiting For The Line To Move On
- Funny Quotes To Live By
- Circles Are Pointless
- Shocking News
- Little Umbrella
- When You Grow Old, Your Priorities Change
- Who Is More Cute???
- Read My Mind
- Weight Conscious
- Ouch...
- Forrest Goes to Heaven
- Cricket Crazy!
- God Damn It! What The Hell!
- Toyota Cowrolla
- What Would You Do If I Won Lotto ?
- Watch Out
- Need Attention ?
- Can You Beat Me To The Fence ?
- Woman In A Bar
- Me First... You Runners
- What Your Email ID Tells About You
- Come What May... But I'll Teach
- Human Hurdle
- Good That You Took Train
- Double Trouble!
- Responsible Pilot
- OutSourcing Love
- The Mouse Was Stinking
- Smoking Crows
- Fighter Jets???
- One More Time And ....
- When You Have To Go, You Can Stay
- It's Time You Tell Your Kids About Sex
- Funny Mugs
- Innocent Journal
- Dumb Signboard
- McNaughty
- Another Blonde Joke
- Hearing Problem ?
- Stay Protected
- No Drop Should Go Waste
- Sharing My Mug
- These Need To Be Written
- Just Do it!
- Trapping A Mouse???
- Getting Married In Heaven
- Perfect Excuse To Avoid Speeding Ticket
- I Am Here!
- No Light No Work
- Marching With Fun
- Fifa Rocks!
- Build Strong Teeth
- Why Our Great-Grandparents Were Happier Than We Ar...
- Under Innovation
- Male Brain v/s Female Brain...
- Things I Learned From Movies
- Another Useless Sign
- Dead Duck
- Keep Your Mouth Shut
- Don't Mess With Old Guys
- Amateur Photographer
- Having A Bath
- Flat Tyre
- Happy Hippo
- Rules Kids Won't Learn in School
- Walking Down The Aisle
- What Kids Know About The Ocean
- Funny Unattended Children Signs
- Dog Quotes
- Don't Text While You Drive
- Family Planning
- Guy Walks Into A Bar
- Spaghetti
- That Was Not Funny, Old Man
- Drink Of Water
- Did You Shave Today???
- Don't Waste Even A Drop :)
- Deadly Iceland Volcano
- It's My Bussiness
- Get Your Own Space
- It Happen At Church
- Scratch My *****
- Vacation Tasks
- Stop Killing!
- Scored 100
- Two young boys were spending the night at t...
- Appreciation
- Coincidence!
- No One Should Steal My Beer
- Wife Ordered Husband For Olives!
- Happy Or Sad???
- Who Is Deaf???
- Whats In The Name
- Thinking Ahead!!!
- Wife On Duty!
- Clever Dog!
- Wife Caught Husband
- Teaching With An Example...
- Expand WIFE!!!
- Who Fathered The Son?
- New Detective
- Being Innocent
- Wrong Enquiry!!!
- Clever Drinker!!!
- Logical Thinking!!!
- Thank God!!!
- Hmm... Exact Accounting!!!
- Why Use Cell Phones???
- Drive Through ATM Procedures
- Career Path
- House On Fire
- Answering Service At The Mental Institute
- Baby Bath
- Overload
- I Owe My Mother
- Misunderstanding
- Effective Weight Loss Program
- Whats Love In Front Of McDonlads
- Naming Twins!!!
- Who Is A Teenager???
- Meaning Of... 'Potentially' And 'Realistically'
- Obsessed Baseball Fans!!!
- Gotcha!!!
- Seeking Admission
- Male V/S Female Brain
- Needs!!!
- Good Deal Matters
- Electric Train
- Only Three Doors
- Impossible To Please!!!
- Reincarnation
- Talking Clock
- Job Application
- America's Funniest Home Videos
- Who Cares Anyway
- We'll Soon Know How God Looks Like
- School Group Photo
- Marketer In Me
- Ten Commandments
- Very Useful Signboard
- Not Easy Teaching Kids
- Government Job
- Making Babies
- Complexity
- Anyhting To Pass Exam
- Thats How Magic Is Done
- We Are Moving
- No Time To Buy Gifts
- Just Married
- Real Life Dilbert Type Manager
- That's Good That's Bad
- Karate Dog
- Is Computer Male Or Femal ?
- That Explains A Lot Of Things
- Wish I Had A Cap
- Party Time???
- Valid Reason
- Clever Turtle
- Finding A Suitable Girl...
- What Women Want
- Cat Scan - Now I Get It
- Catholic Hospital
- Bottle Of Wine
- Mexican Jews
- Black Barbie Price-Cut Raises Eyebrows
- Starting Young Have Many Advantages
- Inner Peace
- Something Good To Eat
- Check Presence Of Lift Before Entering Lift
- Killed A Bird With A Stone
- Double Sided Car
- Touching Speech
- Never Argue With A Woman
- Become A Fan
- Clever Women
- Kitty, Kitty, Kitty
- Getting Even With IRS
- Nice Invention, But What's The Use ?
- Too Much Into Technology!!!
- Learning Marketing???
- Kodak Sport's Moment
- Risky Leak
- Movie Ratings
- Short Staff
- I Love Milk
- Good Dad
- Border Dispute
- iCoffin : For The Hi-Tech Send-Off
- Facebook Warning
- Rhyme Not To Be Used On Valentines Day
- Miserable Facts About Valentine's Day
- Free Advertising
- Love Is Blind
- A Secret Place To Sleep
- Dear Dad
- Dear God
- Birds And Bees
- Blonde Password
- Swiss vs Russian Army Knife
- Kids Are Logical
- Silence Is Golden
- Go Prepared This Valentines Day
- iMug 1.0
- Jan' 10 Archive
- Mr. Bean Starring In Avatar Part 2
- Men Can Never Understand Women
- Now Thats A Bike
- Advertising Bloopers
- Is She Gonna Make It ?
- Valentine’s Day Jokes
- Cost Of Near Miss
- Kelley's Restaurant
- Long Time No See Son, Please Log Off
- I Was Just Practicing
- Sitting Higher Have Big Advantages
- Attention Dogs
- Sex Of Fly
- Also, The Bridge Is Out Ahead
- Engineers
- You Know You Are Living 2010 When
- Reverse Psychology
- This Food Is Too Boring
- Some Nutritional Facts
- Anti Fans
- How You Live Is Your Choice To Make
- Smart Dad
- Exorcist Girl
- Understanding Tax Cuts
- New Pringles Hot n Spicy
- Brave Firemen ?
- Die Hard Canadian Hockey Fan
- Fart Football
- Optimist : Never Gives Up
- Trouble Handling You Kids : Order This
- Happy Plane
- Dream Job
- When Cloning Goes Wrong!!!!
- Flying Could Be Such A Fun
- Last Five Minutes Before The Time Ends Up
- Drinking Competition
- The Four Goldberg Brothers
- Getting Rid Of Wrinkles
- How Dare You Click My Picture Without My Permissio...
- Definition Of Kiss
- Drag N Drop
- Have You Ever Been This Tired????
- This Is What a Computer Should Do First Thing In M...
- Pregnancy Q & A
- Blogging ? Better Mind Your Grammar
- No One Tells Me Shit
- Everything OK : No Protest
- Murphy's Technology Laws
- Life Is Long
- Indian Curry
- I Am Not Amused
- Go !! Stand Against The Wall
- Somethings Are Important Than General Knowledge
- Football Or Is It ?
- Catholic Kids
- Heavenly Meeting
- Photoshop : Fixes Anything
- Snail
- R.I.P.
- Smart Choice
- 3 Stages Of Life
- Why Not Use What You Have?
- The Guy With Pink Tee Is Dead Meat
- Winter Weather Forecast
- The Meeting's Over Guys
- The Importance of Exercise
- DoYou Know Where Kiwi Comes From
- Craziest Explanation Ever
- Donut Philosophy
- Honest Scammer
- Alcohol Addiction
- Quick, Or My Patient Will Die
- Pre Examinations
- Cops On Duty
- Fun Pool Activities
- What To Do When Your Internet Goes Down
- Pie Chart Of Time Spent Working On Electronics
- Think You Are Smart
- Paint Fail
- Nobody Cares About Humans These Days
- How Long Has It Been Since You Played Around?
- My To Do List For Last Year
- Car Won't Start
- Can't Do Without TV
- Why It's Better To Be Women
- Shoot Me
- Questions That Haunt Me
- Happy New Year To All Laughitout Reader
- Obama's New Year Celebration
- New Year Resolutions
- Baby Panda
- Blonde Guy
- GM Sucks
- I Took Care Of The Problem Dad
- Flying Basketball
- The Economy Is Bad That....
- Hangover
- Real Tough Notebook
- Its Your Lucky Day
- No One Appreciates A Good Job
- Coming Soon ! Free Health Care For Americans
- Men Strike Back
- Kids Should Focus More On Outdoor Games
- Job Evaluation
- November '09 Archive
- If Life's A Game, Who's Playing It ?
- You 'Caught' My Eye
- Prepare For Plan B
- Things Stressed Women Say At Work
- Women Are Angels ?
- Funny Conversations
- No Point In Not Eating
- How Santa Resembles A System Administrator
- Foot Problem
- Understanding Computers
- Top 10 Car Accident Excuses
- Please Don't Break Window
- Tiger Woods Crash Jokes
- How Much Do I Worth Dad ?
- Help Wanted
- Funny Ads Compilation
- Keeping In Shape
- It Was A Really Bad Movie
- First Day At College
- A Beautiful Message About Growing Old
- Q & A From The American Association Of Retired Peo...
- Lets Pretend We Are Married
- Confession
- Cost Cutting Idea
- How I Learned To Mind My Own Business
- You Know You're A Cop If
- Rickshaw Puller
- Everyone Can Boost Of Guts In Favorable Situations...
- Follow Me To The Jungle
- Geek Family
- TOP 10 Things Only Women Understand
- Where To Order Some Meat
- Geek Father
- Star Wars Toaster
- The Dinner Party
- Awwww It Was A Tired Day
- Posting To Santa
- Hunting On Car
- Just Do It Santa
- Fixing A Car Brake
- How Fights Starts
- Filling For Patent
- You'd Be Proud of Me God
- Moral Of The Story
- Stuck In A Library
- Experience Counts
- Now Kids Involved In Drunk Driving
- You Are Too Drunk
- How To Determine Sex Of Fish ?
- Missing : Wife And Motorcycle
- A Gift To All Women From God
- Girly Bike
- The 15 Greatest Drinking Quotes
- Getting Your Grammar Correct
- Things To Ponder
- Fast Food On Farm
- In Case Of Fire
- Polar Bears Just Can't Read
- Funny Mailbox
- Dad The Magician
- Chinese Old Man In England
- The Exterminator
- Hitler Have A Young Follower
- Chicken Lifestyle
- Whassup ? Why Are You Running ?
- Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention
- Frozen Ice Cubes. Is There Any Kind ?
- Undercover Clergy
- Just Say Amen
- Funny Ads
- Weak Mobile Signals ?
- The Help Desk
- Damned Superglue
- Garbage Sale
- You Could Have
- Bad Birdie
- Dog Fail
- A Really Bad Day
- Someone Is Going To Pay For This When I Grow Up
- No Gators Here
- Protest Again Protests
- Three Old Men
- Women Have Priorities
- Advantage Of Old Age
- Need A Push
- Ancient Bowling
- Breakup Quotes
- I Think The Green Team Wins
- What Car Do You Want In Heaven ?
- Dogs And Cats Are Better Than Kids
- Kodak Moment For Marriage Pic
- Test For College Athletes
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- Why Carry A Gun?
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- Elephant Wash
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- Master Salesman
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- Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
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- Worst Age Of All
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- Oh ! I See
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- 10 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman
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- A Little Math Test
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- A Lesson Well Learnt
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- Ass Hole
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- Yeah .. I thought So Too
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- I Know Your Kind
- Lost Cat
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- Making Things Too Complicated
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- Getting Too Old
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- Never Let Kids Do An Adult's Job
- (Wo)Men Soccer
- Blonde Cop
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- Forrest Gump in One Minute
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- SlumDonald's
- Chinese Sick Day
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- Ultimate Facts Abouts Men And Women
- Let's See Who Shoots First
- Funny Proverbs By Famous People
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- Mother Of The Year
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- Just When You Thought That The Worst Was Over
- Blonde's House On Fire
- I Guess This Monkey Can't Read
- Pearly Gates
- Some Wacky Q & A
- Your Friendship Means A Lot To Me
- Beer Belly Facts
- Please Do Not Read
- A Good Bet
- Hitlers Library
- A Witty Young Trial Lawyer
- Priceless
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- Hmm! Thats Interesting
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- Flying Kiss
- Monkey Will Eat Anything
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- Most Dangerous Thing We Eat
- A Lawyers Soul
- Proofs Of Who Was Jesus
- Mona Liza Can't Smile
- Late For Work ?
- Getting A Second Opinion
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- Honey, I Found Your Golf Ball!
- Need Fishing Information ?
- I’ve got everything I need
- Fear Is The Key
- Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down
- Cadillac : Fully Loaded
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- Life Is Too Busy.. But This Is Extreme
- Why ?
- Smart Boy
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- Too Much Affection
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- Ideas For Bumper Sticker
- A Million Dollar Picture
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- I Don't Need
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- Big Feet
- Blonde Builders
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- Sign Taken Literally
- Are You An A$$hole?
- Last Evacuation Drill !
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- Only In America!!
- One Of Those Days When Everything Goes Wrong
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- I Need A Parking Ticket Too
- Experience Pays : Pays A Lot
- The Last Poop
- Stand Up If You Think You Are Stupid
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- Be My Valentine Or Else !
- How To Ripoff Your Dad ?
- Watch This Brilliant Drawings - Keep An Open Mind
- I LOVE YOU
- Basketball Lock
- Clock Blooper
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- We Have No Secrets
- Its Only In Your Mind
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- Little Johnny And Janice At Sunday School
- Kid With Attitude Problem
- Very Advanced Watch
- Cheap Car Lock
- Kids Can Be Soo Imaginative
- Valentines Day Checklist
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- R.I.P. Soon
- Only If Life Was A Computer
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- The Professor
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- Innocence
- The Uncomb Comb
- A Priest And A Politician
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- Murder Trial
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- Doctor Vs Mechanic
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- An Experiment To Check Who Loves You
- Dude, You Are Doing It All Wrong
- Anything For A Job
- If You Can't Buy One, Make One
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- Top 10 Signs Your Co-Worker is a Hacker
- So Whats Your Story ?
- Big Ice Scoop
- Thought Process
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- Up - Up And Away
- Always Looks For A Easy Solution
- CCTV : They Are Watching Your Every Move
- Airline Pilot
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- Be Nice To Neighbours
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- Want To Get Tall Real Quick
- You Still Have A Job ?
- Grouchy Old Man
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- Extreme Cost Cutting
- Blind man visiting Texas
- Coming Out Of Anesthesia
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- Side Effects Of Online Shopping
- What's She Upto ?
- An Advice To God
- You're From Texas?
- ALLLEEE OOOP!
- Oh, So That's Why I Can't Lose Weight
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- Thank You For Noticing
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- Next Scary Movie : Guess Who's Going To Be Lead
- Pull Buddy , Pull
- Tickle Me Not
- What Doctors Actually Mean
- Trespassers Will Be What?
- A Wife Is A Wife
- Blind Snake and Blind Rabbit
- Far Far Away
- Cheapest Car Lock
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- There Is Information Everywhere
- Honey,What Are You Wearing Tonight
- Things That People Actually Put On Their Resumes
- Computer And Men
- Winking
- Original S.U.V
- Now And Then
- Ignorance Is A Bliss
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- Harry Potter's Latest Bike
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- Frog Psychic Hotline
- Definition Of America By An American
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- Cheating, Or Is It ?
- Warning !
- Just In Case
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- Wow Beard
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- I Said, No Peeing Inside
- Silent War
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- What Is Experience ?
- Smart Old Man
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- BOSS - Defined
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- Putting Your Affairs In Order
- USB Milker
- Not Smart Enough
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- That's The Way My Brother Drives
- Lie Detecting Robot
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- Talk About "Kiss My A**"
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- What's In A Name
- Cool Water Skiing Technique
- The Couple in Lover’s Lane
- Marriage Isn't A Monkey Business
- 5 Questions Men Fear
- Bush As We're Going To Remember For Long Long Time...
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- Shoot Me First
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- It Don't Look So Good
- The Generosity Of College Kids
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- Math Sucks
- Nerd : You Know One When You See One
- PS 10 Prototype
- Never Ask Blonde A Question...
- Why Do You Want A Pay Increase ?
- Best of Bumper Stickers
- Stupid Dog
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- Why Did You Die?
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- Have A Nice Day!
- A Ponzi Scheme Called Social Security System
- Life Is Like Jalapenos
- Don't Mess With Kids
- May Be Its Time To Move On
- Its A Crazy World Out There
- Security Upgrade For Bush
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- Kids Do Strangest Things
- Understanding Girls
- From 2 To 3
- Headlines From 2050
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- If You Can....
- Thats Cheating
- Pub For Drink-Sleep-Drink Types
- Arriving in Heaven
- Bailout Package
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- Look Who's Giving Financial Advice
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- Why Men Die First
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- Corporate Lesson : Bull Shit
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- Last Decision
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- Irish Bank Robbery
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