Bob says to his friend Bill, "My doctor says if I don't give up sex, I'll be dead in a week."
"Why is that?" Bill asks.
Bob replies, "I've been screwing his wife."
A man goes into the plumbing supply store and says “I bought a bathtub here last week, but it keeps leaking.”
The clerk asks, “Did you put a plug in it?”
The customer becomes upset. “Plug in it? You didn’t tell me it was an electric tub!”
"I have to be very careful not to get pregnant," a woman told her friend.
"I don't understand," said the friend. "I thought your husband had a vasectomy."
The woman answered, "Precisely."
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