Just In Case You Weren’t Feeling Too Old Today

  • The  people who are starting college this fall were born in  1991. 
  • They are too young to  remember the space shuttle blowing up. 
  • Their lifetime has always included  AIDS. 
  • The CD was  introduced two years before they were born.   
  • They have always had an answering  machine. 
  • They have always had  cable. 
  • Popcorn has always been  microwaved. 
  • They never took a swim  and thought about Jaws. 
  • They don’t  know who Mork was or where he was from.   
  • They never heard, “Where’s the Beef?”,  “I’d walk a mile for a Camel ,” or “de plane, Boss, de  plane.”
  • They don’t  have a clue how to use a typewriter.

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