A blonde mother runs her own daycare business. She has two of her own kids and has about 15 kids in her daycare. One day the blonde takes the children to the park to play, when a brunette walks up and notices the blonde and her daycare kids.
She goes to the blonde and asks her, "Are all these kids yours?"
The blonde replies, "No, I have two of my own."
The brunette proceeds to ask which two are the blonde's.
The blonde laughs and says. "My kids go to the YMCA daycare center."
The brunette asks in a puzzled voice, "Why are they there when you run your own daycare?"
The blonde looks at her and says, "Because I can't afford what I charge."