- I'm Canadian. It's like being American, but without the gun.
- Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
- The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.
- In America, anyone can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
- Life would be easier if I had the source code.
- If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0!
- There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
- Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.
- If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
- I think, therefore I'm dangerous.
- I bet Jesus would have used his turn signal.
- Under Republicans, man exploits man. Under Democrats, it's just the opposite.
- Actions speak louder than bumper-stickers.
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
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