"Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want him very badly.'
So Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?'"
Saturday, July 2, 2011
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