Leave Excuses


Need an excuse for not going to work? Please fell free to use any of the excuses listed below. And Employers, please stay out of here. We don't need you knowing how we came up with our latest excuse!


  • I won't be in today. My fish is sick and I need to take it to the vet.
  • My neighbor's daughter got a round hair brush stuck in her hair and I need to help her get it out.
  • I won't be in today because I have come down with Spring Fever.
  • I fell off a ladder fixing the roof on my house and I landed on my elbow.
  • I don't think I'll be in work for awhile. Yesterday I was riding my son's BMX bike and I fell and broke my ankle it two places and I'm in the hospital.
  • I won't be in today. I'm still drunk from last night.
  • I'm not coming in because I need a mental day.
  • My car caught on fire on the way to work so I can't make it in.
  • My car ran out of gas on the way to work. I was pushing it to a gas station and I got a stomach hernia and I have to go to the doctor.
  • My cat got ran over by a motorcycle and I need to take it to the vet.
  • Had to be rushed to hospital for coffee burns on my lap be in tomorrow!
  • I cant come to work today because the city is paving my street and I cant get out!

1 comment:

whuteva said...

This one worked for me (and it was true):

While running to catch the bus I slipped and fell in dog excrement.

Got the day off.

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