Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Merry Christmas To Everyone

There are 4 stages in life:

1. You believe in Santa Claus
2. You do not believe in Santa Claus
3. You are Santa Claus
4. You look like Santa Claus.....!!!!

To people in all stages 
Merry Christmas 
And A Very Happy New Year

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Men Vs Women Discoveries

Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT..
Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP..

Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION..
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP..

Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD...
Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET....

Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE....
Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES..

Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY...
Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING...

Thats it!
Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things...


Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Common Sense

An illiterate father with his educated son went on a camping trip, they set up their tent and feel asleep.
Some hour later, father wakes his son and asks:
"Look up to the sky and tell me what do you see?
Son: I see Millions of stars...
Father: What does that tell you?
Son: Astronomically it tells there are millions of galaxies and planets up there...
Father: Slaps the son hard and says, "Idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"

Monday, December 3, 2012

Fun At School

Chemical Formula
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! * *

Late for school
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Teacher and a student
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is! * *
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS : Maria!* *


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