I Am Always Late

Who Is This Batman?

Good Morning

Three Wishes

A fairy saw a lion chasing a rabbit in the forest . She asked both to stop

"I will grant u both 3 wishes"

Both Agree

Lion:- All d lions in dis forest, except me, be female.

Rabbit wished 4 a helmet.

Lion thought stupid rabbit, wasting his wish.

2nd wish
Lion:- i wish all the lion in next forest be female.

Rabbit asked for a bike.

Lion shocked again

3rd wish
Lion:- all the lion in world be female except me.

The rabbit grinned, started his bike n said
Make this lion gay !!


Magic Sandwich

Once, a blonde went to a restaurant on the 90th floor in a tower,she saw a very handsome man

BLONDE: what are you eating ?

MAN: I'm eating the magic sandwich

BLONDE: magic ! what does it do ?

MAN: i'll show u\you, then he jumped out of the window and fly around the tower and returned

BLONDE: i want to try the magic sandwich plz plz plz

MAN: hey waiter , bring her the same sandwich I ordered

The BLONDE ate it and jumped out of the window but she fell down and died !

SUPERMAN, You are a bad man when you're Drunk !!

Man , From Women's Point Of View

From women's point of view
  • The most perfect man in the world is her father. :)
  • The most abused husband in the world is her brother. :p
  • The most handsome man in the world is her son. ;)
  • The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband. :D
  • The most thankful man in the world is her son in law.
  • And the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst behavior in in the world in her husband.

Ok ! Now What ?

We Are All Extraodinary

An ordinary person will be with books.
But an extraordinary person will be in that book.

We all are extraordinary persons.
coz we are on

“FACEBOOK” !! Cheers !

Why Do Couples Fight ?

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump And then the fight started.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation."Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen. Then the fight started.

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started.

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started.

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