I Am Always Late


Who Is This Batman?



Good Morning


Three Wishes

A fairy saw a lion chasing a rabbit in the forest . She asked both to stop

"I will grant u both 3 wishes"

Both Agree

Lion:- All d lions in dis forest, except me, be female.

Rabbit wished 4 a helmet.

Lion thought stupid rabbit, wasting his wish.

2nd wish
Lion:- i wish all the lion in next forest be female.

Rabbit asked for a bike.

Lion shocked again

3rd wish
Lion:- all the lion in world be female except me.

The rabbit grinned, started his bike n said
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Make this lion gay !!

Packing


Magic Sandwich

Once, a blonde went to a restaurant on the 90th floor in a tower,she saw a very handsome man

BLONDE: what are you eating ?

MAN: I'm eating the magic sandwich

BLONDE: magic ! what does it do ?

MAN: i'll show u\you, then he jumped out of the window and fly around the tower and returned

BLONDE: i want to try the magic sandwich plz plz plz

MAN: hey waiter , bring her the same sandwich I ordered

The BLONDE ate it and jumped out of the window but she fell down and died !

The WAITER TURNED 2 the MAN and SAID:
SUPERMAN, You are a bad man when you're Drunk !!

Man , From Women's Point Of View

From women's point of view
  • The most perfect man in the world is her father. :)
  • The most abused husband in the world is her brother. :p
  • The most handsome man in the world is her son. ;)
  • The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband. :D
  • The most thankful man in the world is her son in law.
  • And the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst behavior in in the world in her husband.

Ok ! Now What ?


We Are All Extraodinary

An ordinary person will be with books.
But an extraordinary person will be in that book.

We all are extraordinary persons.
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coz we are on

“FACEBOOK” !! Cheers !

Why Do Couples Fight ?

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump And then the fight started.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation."Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen. Then the fight started.

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started.

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started.

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