Friday, November 30, 2012
Monday, November 26, 2012
Friday, November 23, 2012
Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Monday, November 19, 2012
Three Wishes
A fairy saw a lion chasing a rabbit in the forest . She asked both to stop
"I will grant u both 3 wishes"
Both Agree
Lion:- All d lions in dis forest, except me, be female.
Rabbit wished 4 a helmet.
Lion thought stupid rabbit, wasting his wish.
2nd wish
Lion:- i wish all the lion in next forest be female.
Rabbit asked for a bike.
Lion shocked again
3rd wish
Lion:- all the lion in world be female except me.
The rabbit grinned, started his bike n said
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Make this lion gay !!
"I will grant u both 3 wishes"
Both Agree
Lion:- All d lions in dis forest, except me, be female.
Rabbit wished 4 a helmet.
Lion thought stupid rabbit, wasting his wish.
2nd wish
Lion:- i wish all the lion in next forest be female.
Rabbit asked for a bike.
Lion shocked again
3rd wish
Lion:- all the lion in world be female except me.
The rabbit grinned, started his bike n said
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Make this lion gay !!
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Monday, November 12, 2012
Saturday, November 10, 2012
Magic Sandwich
Once, a blonde went to a restaurant on the 90th floor in a tower,she saw a very handsome man
BLONDE: what are you eating ?
MAN: I'm eating the magic sandwich
BLONDE: magic ! what does it do ?
MAN: i'll show u\you, then he jumped out of the window and fly around the tower and returned
BLONDE: i want to try the magic sandwich plz plz plz
MAN: hey waiter , bring her the same sandwich I ordered
The BLONDE ate it and jumped out of the window but she fell down and died !
The WAITER TURNED 2 the MAN and SAID:
SUPERMAN, You are a bad man when you're Drunk !!
BLONDE: what are you eating ?
MAN: I'm eating the magic sandwich
BLONDE: magic ! what does it do ?
MAN: i'll show u\you, then he jumped out of the window and fly around the tower and returned
BLONDE: i want to try the magic sandwich plz plz plz
MAN: hey waiter , bring her the same sandwich I ordered
The BLONDE ate it and jumped out of the window but she fell down and died !
The WAITER TURNED 2 the MAN and SAID:
SUPERMAN, You are a bad man when you're Drunk !!
Man , From Women's Point Of View
From women's point of view
- The most perfect man in the world is her father. :)
- The most abused husband in the world is her brother. :p
- The most handsome man in the world is her son. ;)
- The luckiest and happiest man in the world is her sister's husband. :D
- The most thankful man in the world is her son in law.
- And the worst, most selfish, heartless, total jerk and the man with worst behavior in in the world in her husband.
Friday, November 9, 2012
Thursday, November 8, 2012
We Are All Extraodinary
An ordinary person will be with books.
But an extraordinary person will be in that book.
We all are extraordinary persons.
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coz we are on
“FACEBOOK” !! Cheers !
But an extraordinary person will be in that book.
We all are extraordinary persons.
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coz we are on
“FACEBOOK” !! Cheers !
Monday, November 5, 2012
Friday, November 2, 2012
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Why Do Couples Fight ?
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump And then the fight started.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation."Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen. Then the fight started.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started.
So, I took her to a petrol pump And then the fight started.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation."Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen. Then the fight started.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started.
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