Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Saturday, December 8, 2012
Men Vs Women Discoveries
Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT..
Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP..
Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION..
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP..
Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD...
Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET....
Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE....
Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES..
Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY...
Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING...
Thats it!
Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING... !
Woman got inspired from PAINT and invented MAKEUP..
Man discovered WORD and invented CONVERSATION..
Woman got inspired from CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP..
Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD...
Woman got inspired from FOOD and invented DIET....
Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE....
Woman got inspired from LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES..
Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY...
Woman got MONEY and started SHOPPING...
Thats it!
Thereafter, man has discovered and invented a lot of things...
WHILE WOMEN ARE STILL SHOPPING... !
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Common Sense
An illiterate father with his educated son went on a camping trip, they set up their tent and feel asleep.
Some hour later, father wakes his son and asks:
"Look up to the sky and tell me what do you see?
Son: I see Millions of stars...
Father: What does that tell you?
Son: Astronomically it tells there are millions of galaxies and planets up there...
Father: Slaps the son hard and says, "Idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"
Some hour later, father wakes his son and asks:
"Look up to the sky and tell me what do you see?
Son: I see Millions of stars...
Father: What does that tell you?
Son: Astronomically it tells there are millions of galaxies and planets up there...
Father: Slaps the son hard and says, "Idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"
Monday, December 3, 2012
Fun At School
Chemical Formula
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Spelling
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Multiplication
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! * *
Late for school
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Teacher and a student
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is! * *
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS : Maria!* *
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Spelling
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
Multiplication
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! * *
Late for school
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
Teacher and a student
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is! * *
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS : Maria!* *
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