Sunday, December 31, 2017
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Thursday, December 28, 2017
$100 Donkey
Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100...
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."
Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Chuck said, "OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
Chuck now works for Wall Street.
Wednesday, December 27, 2017
Be Careful What You Wish For
Dracula died. He meets god. God gave him a choice of 3 qualities he wants to possess in his next life.
Dracula : I want to be able to suck blood. I want to be able to have wings & I want all the women in the world to want me!
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SWOOSH!! He immediately transformed him into a SANITARY PAD!
MORAL OF THE STORY : BE SPECIFIC!!!
Sunday, December 24, 2017
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