I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
~ Douglas Adams ~
Ever notice how it's a penny for your thoughts, yet you put in your two-cents? Someone is making a penny on the deal!
~ Steven Wright ~
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
~ Andy Rooney ~"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
~ Marty Feldman.~
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
~ Anonymous~
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
~ Albert Einstein ~
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
~ Jimmy Durante
The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
~ Albert Einstein ~
Sunday, May 27, 2007
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