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Saturday, June 16, 2007

Funny SMS

Following are the list of some funny SMS. 
Text these and spread the humour.

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends.

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u'll find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?


  1. And without idiots who can't spell, there wouldn't be intellectual people you actually proofread what they put on the internet.

  2. ^Considering your error in the last part of your sentence, I find your elitism amusing.


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