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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Homer Simpson's Quote

For all you Simpon's fan
  1. “Owww look at me Marge, I'm making people Happy! I'm the magical man, from Happy Land, who lives in a gumdrop house on Lolly Pop Lane!!!!...... By the way I was being sarcastic...”
  2. “When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!”
  3. “I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!”
  4. “How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”
  5. “Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
  6. “Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.”
  7. “If at first you don't succeed, give up.”
  8. “You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
  9. “Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.”
  10. “I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!”
  11. “'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?”
  12. “Trying is the first step to failure”
  13. “If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing.”
  14. “Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!”
  15. “It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”
  16. “Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”
  17. “Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me!”
  18. I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

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