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Sunday, September 16, 2007

What Courses Men Want Women To Take

As a follow up to earlier post titled "What Courses Women Want Their Men To Take" I would like to also point out what Men want there women to learn :

  1. Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
  2. Doing Housework Without Complaining
  3. Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
  4. Understanding the Male Response to "Do I Look OK?"
  5. Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
  6. Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
  7. How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
  8. Understanding the Male Response to "Am I Fat?"
  9. Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
  10. The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too
  11. "The Weekend" and "Long Boring Walks" Are Not Synonymous
  12. How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
  13. The Remote Control: Don't Touch What You Can't Handle
  14. You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
  15. Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem
  16. Runs In Your Nylons? It's Not the End of the World
  17. Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
  18. Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
  19. Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
  20. Makeup: The Less is More Theory

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