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Saturday, September 8, 2007

What Courses Women Want Their Men To Take

If women had control over what courses men should study. Following will be top 25 courses for that :
  1. You Too Can Do Housework
  2. Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
  3. How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
  4. Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM
  5. Wonderful Laundry Techniques
  6. Parenting – No, It Doesn't End With Conception
  7. Get a Life – Learn How To Cook
  8. How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
  9. Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
  10. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
  11. Reasons To Give Flowers
  12. How To Stay Awake After
  13. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself
  14. Anywhere But the Bathroom
  15. Garbage – Getting It To the Curb
  16. You – The Weaker Sex
  17. You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
  18. The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
  19. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
  20. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
  21. The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
  22. How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
  23. You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
  24. Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
  25. How To Take Illness Like a Man


  1. I believe that it should be spelled "Their" not "There" so even the author of this list can make a mistake.

  2. What women should read.
    1) How not to be high maintenance.

    2) Why am I lonely.

  3. haha...I love the fact that the "superior" sex could write an article with that many grammatical errors...smooth.

  4. With that list, best for you women to live alone.

  5. Suggested course for at least this woman:

    1. Why the divorce rate exceeds 50%.

  6. It takes 2 for that divorce rate to be so high. But please, continue to show your ignorance on that subject and marital stats. However, you may be right, women should take such a course...but let's be fair, it's required reading for men as well.


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