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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Funny Work Quotes

  • The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
    ~Robert Frost
  • The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse
    ~Dennis Miller
  • Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
    ~Edgar Bergen
  • Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.
    ~Leslie Nielsen
  • The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.
    ~Slappy White
  • I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’.
    ~Robert Paul
  • It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
    ~ Muhammad Ali
  • A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.
    ~ Dennis Miller
  • I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
    ~Jerome K Jerome

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