- The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
- The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse
- Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
- Doing nothing is very hard to do…you never know when you’re finished.
- The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.
- I only go to work on days that don’t end in a ‘y’.
- It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
~ Muhammad Ali
- A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.
~ Dennis Miller
- I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
~Jerome K Jerome
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Funny Work Quotes
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