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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Some Funny Conversations

Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Jersy.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

1 comment:

  1. thats pretty funny thats SO FUNNY YOU SHOULD WRITE A BOOK AND SELL IT TO SOME NUMBSKULLS >:{

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