What does success mean?

• At the age of 3 it means not shitting in your pants.
• At the age of 12 it means having friends.
• At the age of 18 it means having a drivers license.
• At the age of 20 it means having sex.
• At the age of 35 it means having money.

and…

• At the age of 50 it means having money.
• At the age of 60 it means having sex.
• At the age of 70 it means having a drivers license.
• At the age of 75 it means having friends.
• At the age of 80 it means not shitting in your pants.