Thursday, January 30, 2020

Speed Limit

There was this car that was driving very slowly down the highway. A state trooper pulled it over.

“What did I do wrong, officer?” the driver asked.

“You were going 26 MPH on a major highway, there is a law against that. You must go at least 50 MPH.”

“But when I got onto the highway, the sign said 26!”

“That is because this is Interstate 26! The 26 isn’t the speed limit!”

The driver leaned back into her car seat and the cop saw another woman sitting beside her, she looked as pale as a ghost.

“What happened to her?’ the officer asked.
“I don’t know, but she has been that way ever since we got off the interstate 160.”

Tuesday, January 21, 2020

Drinking Fast Is Good When...

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots, and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, 'Dang, why are you drinking so fast?'

The guy says, 'You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had.'

The bartender asks, 'What do you have?'

The guy answers, '75 cents.'

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