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Three Engineers
There are three engineers in a car:
an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a
Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car engine shuts
off, leaving the three engineers stranded by the
side of the road. All three engineers look at each
other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical
engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of
the car and trying to trace where a fault might have
occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing
much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is
becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not
knowing much about anything, comes up with a
suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get
out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe
it`ll work!?"
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