Don't Forget To Bring It
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A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?
“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
His wife screams at him as his friend listens in. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?
“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”
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I'll Finish This At Home
Yeah.. it always get finished just before the deadline..
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