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Three Engineers
There are three engineers in a car:
an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a
Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car engine shuts
off, leaving the three engineers stranded by the
side of the road. All three engineers look at each
other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical
engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of
the car and trying to trace where a fault might have
occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing
much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is
becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not
knowing much about anything, comes up with a
suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get
out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe
it`ll work!?"
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Chance By Luck
The story is told of four people who
shared a berth in a train going from Paris to
Madrid: a beautiful young woman traveling with her
grandmother, and a handsome young army lieutenant
who was with his commanding officer.
On the way the train passed through
a tunnel, and the train became pitch black.
Suddenly, in the darkness there was
a sound of a kiss followed by a slap. When the
train emerged from the tunnel, the four sat stone
faced as if nothing had happened.
The beautiful young woman thought to
herself, "That was a wonderful kiss, but my
grandmother must have slapped his face and he
probably thinks I did it and he won't pay attention
to me again."
The grandmother thinks, "That's a
fresh thing for that man to kiss my granddaughter.
I'm sure glad she stood up for herself, I'm sure it
will teach him a lesson."
The commanding officer thought,
"This is terrible, she must have thought that I was
the one who kissed her, wait until I get back to the
base, I'm really going to give my lieutenant a piece
of my mind."
And the handsome young lieutenant
thought, "This was my day. I got to kiss a beautiful
woman and slap my boss and get away with both."
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