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Sunday, December 8, 2024
Just happened to walk past this in Salt Lake City Airport
they do this for kids in the local area I guess [link] [comments] |
Saturday, December 7, 2024
Wife says to her husband: "Our son is so clever, he got his intelligence from me!"
The husband replies: "Probably, I still have mine..." :-)
PS : Husband's funeral is scheduled for this Sunday.
Friday, December 6, 2024
A lawyer on a long flight kept bugging a blonde to play a game.
He said, “I’ll ask a question—if you don’t know, you pay me $5. If I don’t know, I’ll pay you $1,000.” She agreed.
First, the lawyer asked, “What’s the distance from Earth to the Moon?” The blonde handed him $5 without a word. Then she asked, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?” and went back to sleep.
Frustrated, the lawyer spent over an hour searching for the answer but found nothing. Defeated, he handed her $1,000 and asked, “So, what’s the answer?”
The blonde reached into her purse, handed him $5, and went back to sleep.
Thursday, December 5, 2024
Wednesday, December 4, 2024
Tuesday, December 3, 2024
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