Funny Quotes By Albert Einstein


Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are some of his quotes which I found funny.

  • “The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”
  • “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
  • “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”
  • “I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!”
  • "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
  • "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
  • "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
  • “You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
  • “I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - This is a somewhat new kind of religion”
  • “Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking”
  • "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
  • "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
  • “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

This comment on the tax code is true. I took a tax preparer course this year. It didn't make sense. I hope we get rid of this stupid law and replace it with something everyone can understand. Who is stopping us except us?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting these. I really enjoyed reading what another genius (besides myself) has to say.
:)

Anonymous said...

I had always wondered who this Anonymous guy is. Figured some old Greek writer or Roman general. Who would have guessed it's just ME? I better start reading less and using my brain more...

Anonymous said...

I printed a copy of those sayings and gave them to my boss to read out loud at random. He misread quote number seven. He read, "the universe" instead of ". . the the universe". I guess Einstein was right about human stupidity.

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Anonymous said...

What is Albert Einstein's middle name?

Anonymous said...

I thought that last one, about learning interfereing with education was said by Mark Twain, not Albert Einstein...maybe that's what Einstein meant about hiding your sources.

Anonymous said...

I REALLY LIKED THE ONE "I DON'T KNOW,..."COZ THATS RIGHT...ITS PROBABILITY

Anonymous said...

I like the last one, I hate school but I am smart. School is stopping me from thinking outside the box!

Anonymous said...

Fix the box, instead thinking out of it.

Anonymous said...

i love the one about the girl

Anonymous said...

We are carrying out a research when we don't even know what we are doing. True enough, a very good definition to how research is being done.

Tyler said...

great

Anonymous said...

The "Hot stove" quote is a line from the movie "Deep Blue Sea." I don't think Einstein ever said that.

Anonymous said...

unless maybe einstein said it before the movie?

Anonymous said...

I agree that hunam stupidity is infinite because it totally is.

Anonymous said...

i'm back had to through around some numbers,his
middle name is smith or jones.

Funny Quotes About Life said...

Good stuff. Very Funny.

Anonymous said...

Yea, go Albert Enstein. He only speaks the truth..

Hey don't you love (speaking of school) how during graduation we all wear matching gowns, and matching hats, with matching diplomas, and matching, matching matching, and they speak to us about individuality?

Wow, way to be smart schools way to be smart...

NATHAN said...

REALLY ITS VERY FUNNY QUOTES AND IT IS VERY NICE TO READ .THANKS FOR POSTING THIS.

Anonymous said...

If oh al was still alive he would be my road dog. He is the s***.

iyas eaz said...

Nice stuff... I realy njoydd...;-) ..8-)

Unknown said...

Einstein is Dead to many,but alive to me.I wasnt around in his era,and he's also not around in my era.*like they asways say."two kings can't rule the carstle".

Ebrahim said...

Swt

Ebrahim said...

Einstein is dead to many bu alive to me.I wast around in his era and he also is not around in my era.(like they always say"two kings cant rule a carstle")

harshith said...

God says it

Anonymous said...

May katapusan kya ang human stupidity at ang universe..

Kinjal macwan said...

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Anonymous said...

he was a big graham norton fan

Anonymous said...

Lol human stupidity :)

Matt said...

there is another funny quote by Al that says "if the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts!"

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