- “The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”
- “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
- “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”
- “I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!”
- "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
- "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
- "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
- “You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
- “I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - This is a somewhat new kind of religion”
- “Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking”
- "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
- "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
- “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”
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