Funny Quotes By Albert Einstein


Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are some of his quotes which I found funny.

  • “The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”
  • “Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.”
  • “If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”
  • “I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference!”
  • "If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
  • "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
  • "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
  • “You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
  • “I am a deeply religious nonbeliever - This is a somewhat new kind of religion”
  • “Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking”
  • "Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
  • "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
  • “The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.”

13 Comments:

Anonymous said...

This comment on the tax code is true. I took a tax preparer course this year. It didn't make sense. I hope we get rid of this stupid law and replace it with something everyone can understand. Who is stopping us except us?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting these. I really enjoyed reading what another genius (besides myself) has to say.
:)

Anonymous said...

I had always wondered who this Anonymous guy is. Figured some old Greek writer or Roman general. Who would have guessed it's just ME? I better start reading less and using my brain more...

Anonymous said...

I printed a copy of those sayings and gave them to my boss to read out loud at random. He misread quote number seven. He read, "the universe" instead of ". . the the universe". I guess Einstein was right about human stupidity.

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Anonymous said...

What is Albert Einstein's middle name?

Anonymous said...

I thought that last one, about learning interfereing with education was said by Mark Twain, not Albert Einstein...maybe that's what Einstein meant about hiding your sources.

Anonymous said...

I REALLY LIKED THE ONE "I DON'T KNOW,..."COZ THATS RIGHT...ITS PROBABILITY

Anonymous said...

I like the last one, I hate school but I am smart. School is stopping me from thinking outside the box!

Anonymous said...

Fix the box, instead thinking out of it.

Anonymous said...

i love the one about the girl

Anonymous said...

We are carrying out a research when we don't even know what we are doing. True enough, a very good definition to how research is being done.

Tyler said...

great

Anonymous said...

The "Hot stove" quote is a line from the movie "Deep Blue Sea." I don't think Einstein ever said that.

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