Q - Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
Q - If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Q - Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick 'name?
Q - If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Q - If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Q - Do vampires get AIDS?
Q - Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Q - If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
Q - Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Q - Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Q - If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner instead of chasing Road-Runner?
Q - How can you hear yourself think?
Q - If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
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