Sunday, July 29, 2007

Actual Country Song Titles - Hilarious

Following is the list of some of the most funny country songs title.

1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
4. I Keep Forgetten I Forgot About You
5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
8. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal
9. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I m Kissing You Good-bye
10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin Better
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I m Afraid She'd Win
13. I ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14. I m So Miserable Without You, It s Like Having You Here
15. Please Bypass this Heart?
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17. Mama Get a Hammer ,There's a Fly On Papa's Head
18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
19. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him

If you know about another such funny song title, please leave them in comments below.

49 comments:

  1. # I Love You But You're Boring (The Beautiful South)

    # I Hate You But You're Interesting (The Beautiful South)

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  2. Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

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  3. If You Don't leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who Will

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  4. How do you expect me to kiss those same lips at night, that chew my ass all day long!

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  5. "Damn, The TV's Gone" (AC and the Kentucky Fox Band)

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  6. She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft

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  7. Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? by Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group

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  8. "If you want your freedom PDQ, divorce me COD"

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  9. If I Can't Be Your Number One, Then Number Two On You

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  10. I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal Lobotomy

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  11. You Were Flushed From the Bathroom of My Heart

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  12. I got tears in my eyes from lying on my back crying my eyes out over you

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  13. I got tears in my ears from lying on my back crying my eyes out over you. (last post was wrong. sorry)

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  14. Then there's that old favorite:


    "Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone"

    One more

    "I'm Gonna Hire a Wino" (To decorate Our Home)

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  15. if your phone doesn't ring you'll know it's me

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  16. She would ware a girdle but she ain't got the guts!

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  17. Get outta the stable Mable yer' too old to horse around!

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  18. A Johnson City, Tennessee radio station played the song of a local talent: "I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore."

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  19. Here's a good one...
    "She wouldn't let me kiss her on the river, so I paddled her back".

    Or this old favorite...
    "I love you so fucking much I can't shit". Gary046

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  20. Drop Kick Me Jesus Thru The Goal Posts Of Life

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  21. I Never Went To Bed With An Ugly Woman But I Sure Woke Up With A Few

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  22. Its hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long - The Notorious cherry bombs

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  23. RATTLESNAKING DADDY

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  24. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

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  25. "O, Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Gate-Post of Life"

    Believe it's a Buck Rodgers...

    [My dad sang it when we were whiny kids...so maybe he made it up, I dunno]

    Happy 2008!
    xo

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  26. Work Your Fingers To The Bone, What Do Ya Get? Boney Fingers.
    real song, i've heard it

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  27. hold my beer, while i kiss your girlfriend

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  28. How about Banjo and Sullivan's "I'm home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed"?

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  29. "If My Nose Was Running Money, I'd Blow It All On You" By Aaron Wilburn

    (see it on youtube!)

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  30. It Aint Easy Being Easy

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  31. Big Sky Bass Guy sez: Here are two original Country Titles I came up with...

    "Quit Leaving Your Carbon Footprints on the Floor of My Diesel Truck."

    and

    "I'm 200 Pounds of TNT, But You Laughed At My 2-Inch Fuse."

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  32. This would make a good country song:

    "You can lock my body behind bars but you can't keep my face from breaking out"

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  33. Heres a real one: "its hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long">

    so lol worthy

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  34. "I picked a lemon from the garden of love."

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  35. "Im sorry I made you cry, but at least your face is clean"

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  36. I'd nail her if I could find her trailor. Or.....She put the Cunt in Country.

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  37. Not country but...
    "You broke my heart so I busted your jaw" album title by Spooky Tooth

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  38. Blake Thomas of Madison, Wisconsin: "I Don't Want Your Heart, I Want Your Liver"

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  39. If I had to it all over again, I'd do it all over you.

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  40. I LOOKED HER OVER FROM HEAD TO TOE & SHE HAD ONE OF EACH

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  41. "There's a Tear in my Beer" by Hank Williams Jr.

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  42. IF MY BABY COOKS AS GOOD AS SHE LOOKS, THEN I'LL BE HUNGRY ALL THE TIME

    (ON YOU TUBE) If My Baby Cooks As Good As She Looks - Harry Reeser & The Roving Romeos, 1926

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  43. Don't Cry on My Shoulder, You're Rusting My Spurs

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  44. Went to bed at two with a ten,woke up at 10 with a 2.

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  45. I got the hungries for your love and I'm standing in your welfare line.

    If you see me getting smaller, it's 'cause I'm leaving you

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  46. Wow this is a great resource.. I’m enjoying it.. good article

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  47. I can't believe I shaved my legs for this!

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  48. swear to god, real.

    "I'm keeping your poop in a jar" by hayseed dixie

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  49. "I Could Still Hear the Music in the Restroom"

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