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Saturday, July 14, 2007

Bush's War Talk With Primary School Kids

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

"Billy".

"And what is your question, Billy?"


"I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got! more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And Fifth, what happened to Billy?"



See Also -> Bush Develops Strange Gas Problem

9 comments:

  1. He he .. no messing with President Bush

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  2. Bush is gonna burn in hell. ~_~ He's such a pathetic president. Sorry to inform any unaware americans.

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  3. Even kids want to take on Bush

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  4. Oh wow, making fun of Bush is so funny and original.

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  5. Even kids don't know what they're talking about.

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  6. Gore won because that's how the electoral college works. End of story.

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  7. if gore won you dumbass then he would have been president... damn yall need to think before you open your fucking mouth and speak!!!

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  8. THIS IS 1 OF THE BEST JOKES I HAVE READ ON BUSH. GREAT JOB AND KEEP IT UP, WHOEVER HE WAZ

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