Bush's War Talk With Primary School Kids

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.


"Billy".

"And what is your question, Billy?"


"I have 3 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. "Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got! more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And Fifth, what happened to Billy?"



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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

He he .. no messing with President Bush

Anonymous said...

Bush is gonna burn in hell. ~_~ He's such a pathetic president. Sorry to inform any unaware americans.

Anonymous said...

Even kids want to take on Bush

Anonymous said...

Oh wow, making fun of Bush is so funny and original.

Anonymous said...

Even kids don't know what they're talking about.

Anonymous said...

Gore won because that's how the electoral college works. End of story.

Anonymous said...

if gore won you dumbass then he would have been president... damn yall need to think before you open your fucking mouth and speak!!!

Anonymous said...

AGREED!

Kaustav said...

THIS IS 1 OF THE BEST JOKES I HAVE READ ON BUSH. GREAT JOB AND KEEP IT UP, WHOEVER HE WAZ

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