- Use your mastercard to pay off your visa.
- Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
- When someone says,"Have a nice day!", tell them you have other plans.
- Make a list of things you have already done.
- Thumb through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
- Go shopping, Buy Everything, Sweat in them, Return them the next day!
- Drive to school in reverse.
- Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
- Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his/her waiting room.
- Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter an ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.
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