Funny Ways To Relieve Stress

Following is how you can relieve your stress(i.e. buy transferring it to some one else :)) )

• Use your mastercard to pay off your visa.
• Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
• When someone says,"Have a nice day!", tell them you have other plans.
• Make a list of things you have already done.
• Thumb through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
• Go shopping, Buy Everything, Sweat in them, Return them the next day!
• Drive to school in reverse.
• Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
• Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his/her waiting room.
• Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter an ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.