- "Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor's take-out menu.
- "Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California.
- "We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you." -- A notice in a restaurant.
- "Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.
- "Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe.
- "You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed.
- "Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC.
- "Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's.
- "NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at an Arby's in North Bend, Washington.
- "Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.
Monday, September 10, 2007
Tags: Funny Sign
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