Friday, October 5, 2007

Funny Facts Of Life

There's a fine line between fishing and
standing on the shore like an idiot.


Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that's how dogs spend their lives.


Don't worry about the world ending today...
It's already tomorrow in New Zealand.
(unless you're in New Zealand -then start worrying)


Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternising with the enemy.


Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.


Character is what you are.
Reputation is what people think you are.


Drive carefully
It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.


A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire
his work..


A man usually feels better after a few winks, especially if she winks back.


Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.


The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.


There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.


If at first you don't succeed ... well, so much for sky diving.


A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two
things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.

31 comments:

  1. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. --Nice.

    This reminds me of: "You are unique and special, just like everyone else."

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  2. Did you know that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy?

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  3. There is actually a bit more to the last one. Let me explain:
    In a marriage, 50% of ALL things are instantly divided: a man's items will be given to the woman until her things + the items the man gives her total 50% of all the things between them. in a Divorce, a woman gets to cherr-pick, so while it may be 50-50 numerically, the woman accumulates 80%(+) of total overall market value. there.

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  4. The man who walks far will always get there after the man with a car

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  5. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire
    his work.. great

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  6. you've never lived till you've been shot at andlived

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  7. not to funny but made me laugh, i prefer chuck norris facts.

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  8. behind every successful man is a surprised woman !!

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  9. times fun when you're having flies

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  10. Live every day like it's your last because one day you will be right!!!!

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  11. load ae shit tbh :)

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  12. Behind every successful women is a not so surprised man

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  13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiters, is not a nice person.

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  14. Thanks for an idea, you sparked at thought from a angle I hadn’t given thoguht to yet. Now lets see if I can do something with it.

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  15. nice post. thanks.

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  16. Really nice fun facts

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  17. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire
    his work.. great

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  18. that window washer line z great. serious and funny at the same time.

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  19. It made me laugh,,,thank u

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  20. not soooo funny.........but boring

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  21. Omg, it it so funny, yet true! ROFL! Some are familiar but I haven't heard a lot of them! :-D

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  22. do u knw dat a smile means alot 2 a gal?!

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  23. Thanks for posting some cool funny life facts and quotes here.

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  24. did you know that the cat can survive 7 days without its head??

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  25. did u know a quarter of oxygen we breath is someone else's facts

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  26. Behind every successful man is a nagging women

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