10. McDonald’s supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
9. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.
8. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
7. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe.
6. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
5. Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.
4. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
3. You give blood everyday - for the orange juice.
2. Your bologna has no first name.
Finally the #1 sign you’re really broke…
1. American Express calls and says; “Leave home without it!”