- It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
- It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, until you lose.
- It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
- It is better to be part of the idle rich class than be part of the idle poor class.
- It is better to remain silent and thought a fool than it is to speak and remove all doubt. Moral: think before you speak. Or engage the brain when engaging the mouth.
- It is easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission.
- It is easier to take it apart than to put it back together.
- It is important to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
- It is impossible to build a foolproof system, because fools are so ingenious.
- It just doesn't get any Beta than this.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
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