Some Funny SMS

• Roses R Red Violets R Blue
  Monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In the Zoo
  Dont feel Angry U Will Find Me There Too
  Not In a cage But Laughing At you
• If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
• Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!
• I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Dad says "Love Animals"!
• May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
• I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue. I'd do anything at all my dear - Just to get away from you.
• Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
• I'm not as dumb as you look.
• If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.