- Roses R Red Violets R Blue
Monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In the Zoo
Dont feel Angry U Will Find Me There Too
Not In a cage But Laughing At you
- If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
- Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!
- I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Dad says "Love Animals"!
- May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
- Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
- I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue. I'd do anything at all my dear - Just to get away from you.
- Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
- I'm not as dumb as you look.
- If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
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