Some One Liners

  1. Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
  2. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
  3. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
  4. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
  5. Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
  6. The only perfect science is hindsight.
  7. A procrastinator's work is never done.
  8. My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
  9. Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
  10. A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
  11. I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
  12. AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes.
  13. If puns were outlawed, only outlaws would have puns.
  14. I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.
  15. Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

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