This Guy Got Some Guts

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

"The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blond with a black belt in karate. What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2," weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blond weight lifter." He continues, "The fella to your right is blond, 6'5" and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh I get it...they're in a gay bar!

Nightingale said...

Booo, This was a good polish joke until the blonds ruined it.

Anonymous said...

Wait. I don't get it. Does that mean I'm polish? And if so, what kind, like, nail?

Anonymous said...

Oh, so now blonde Polish people are supposed to gay? I resent that! This is a racist joke.

Anonymous said...

Haha, good one!
Can't see what the blondes could have ruined about it? Or were the blondes, polish people in the original joke? Because, if so, that doesn't tell a great deal about polish people, except for the fact that they're kinda st00pid and need most jokes explained to them...

krimmy said...

lol thats funneh!.. you guys are idiots for not getting it

Chris said...

ahaha good one but it woulda been better if they all got into a fight.

Pwnderson said...

YES YES A GAY BAR! I GET IT. BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL GAY!! OHHHH THAT IS SO FUNNY.

Ibby said...

o wow, yall r stupid. this has nothing 2 do with bein gay

Anonymous said...

This joke is clearly photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels, and because I've seen a lot of shopped images in my time.

Anonymous said...

so apparently everyone commenting is blonde too...

Anonymous said...

Eh. Good joke, but the stupid comments ruined it. Thanks for killing it, everyone. T_T

Anonymous said...

whats the big deal it is only a joke after all

rvarnum said...

I blame this joke on Bush.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

The gay bar thing was funnier than the joke, thats saying something.

Anonymous said...

This joke is what I like to "real America" something you'd hear joe six pack telling at the packy. Would he get laughs? You betcha!! Wink ;-)

Anonymous said...

I'm really sorry, but i just had to say this..

IT IS NOT A GAY JOKE or ARE THEY EVEN IN A GAY BAR!!

It's just your plain and simple blonde joke!
Sheesh! DON'T YOU GUYS GET IT?!

said what i wanted to say... ^_^v

Anonymous said...

the guy above me

is a twat..

Harriet-loves-sam;) said...

I LOL'D!!

Anonymous said...

i think it's photoshopped too!! ugh!

Anonymous said...

" October 29, 2008 9:49 AM
Anonymous said...

I'm really sorry, but i just had to say this..

IT IS NOT A GAY JOKE or ARE THEY EVEN IN A GAY BAR!!

It's just your plain and simple blonde joke!
Sheesh! DON'T YOU GUYS GET IT?!

said what i wanted to say... ^_^v"


I agree with this person

Anonymous said...

its got thing to do with being gay or polish! it's a blondes r thick joke

Rip Ragged said...

Is the blind guy gay, too? I'm missing the whole thing.

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