- Mothers of teens know why animals eat their young.
- Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence.
- Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
- They say kids brighten the home. That’s because they never turn the damn lights off.
- Give your children two things. One is roots, the other, wings.
- Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like clearing the drive before it has stopped snowing.
- There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it.
- Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
- The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
- You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom.
- Anyone who says ‘Easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never tried it.
- Kids need love the most when they’re acting most unlovable.
- The best gift parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Essential Tips For New Parents
Tags: funny lists
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