Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Things Not To Say To Policeman When He Pulls You Over

  1. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
  2. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125mph to keep up with me! Good job!
  3. You don't happen to have any beer in your car do ya?
  4. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
  5. Did you happen to attend the "Barney Fife" Police Academy?
  6. Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's night stand.
  7. I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
  8. So, uh, you on the take, or what?
  9. Those sirens are hurting my ears, turn them off or I am not speaking to you.
  10. So what if I was speeding, whatcha gonna do about it Mr. Hotshot?
  11. Gee, officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
  12. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
  13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay just so one of us does.
  14. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there is no other car around, that's how far they are ahead of me.
  15. Sorry I can't hear you over the radio. No I am not turning it down, I love this song. Either speak up or just leave me alone.
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1 comment:

  1. You don't happen to want a beer, do ya? I hate drinking alone.

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